December 2011
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Anonymous asked: Your new tat looks amazing! What are you covering up?
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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So yesterday was my 21st birthday...
Best. Birthday. Ever. Can I turn 21 every year?
Dec 28th
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Dec 26th
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Anonymous asked: to me, you are perfect.
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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“It was a widely misinterpreted movie, I think…. People tend to say, “Why didn’t...”
– Joseph Gordon-Levitt on (500) Days of Summer (via theshadowofyoursong)
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Anonymous asked: What are your thoughts on tan skin versus pale skin? Do you prefer one or the other on yourself? On others?
Dec 25th
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Anonymous asked: What makeup products do you use for day and night looks?
Dec 25th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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favorite celebrity: hello!
me: can I take a picture with you?
favorite celebrity: sure!
me: can you sign this?
favorite celebrity: of course!
me: can you have sex with me?
favorite celebrity: what
me: what
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Quick personal quip~
I’m about to log off Tumblr and go be productive, but here’s an update! I’m currently STUCK in Tallahassee. Like, ready to go home, but can’t. My new job required that I be on the schedule through Christmas Eve, but then only scheduled me on the 23rd. So I’m incredibly bored and lonely, basically, because mostly everyone is already home. I attempted to get my one...
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Patrick Stump: aludiguh cornflakes cock eaten pullet
Me: what
Patrick Stump: aloo dedguh sportsplex crocs kitten bullet
Me: excuse me
Google: a loaded gun complex cock it and pull it
Me: oh
Dec 21st
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Is Dexter a Little Bit Sexist?  →
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 16th
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Listenbutmyjollysailorbold: A dramatic reading of...
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 11th
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